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Phantablack Tallboi Shaker

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Phantablack Tallboi Shaker

The Phantablack shaker is developed in the basement of our Wraithquarters. Scientists have eyeballed it and said it absorbs up to 99.995% of visible light.

Government bodies worldwide have asked us for the material make-up, offering £Gazillions for our method, to use for their aerospace and defence sectors. We said: "NO! Phantablack has one purpose and one purpose only! To make the world's most badass shakers!"
$19.04
Phantablack Tallboi Shaker
$19.04

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The Phantablack shaker is developed in the basement of our Wraithquarters. Scientists have eyeballed it and said it absorbs up to 99.995% of visible light.

Government bodies worldwide have asked us for the material make-up, offering £Gazillions for our method, to use for their aerospace and defence sectors. We said: "NO! Phantablack has one purpose and one purpose only! To make the world's most badass shakers!"